olna mafish fayda

Well,

Since everyone is talking about it, I suppose I should too.

Last week I read in eldostour that our honorable (and only one I have known in my lifetime) president is giving a prolonged interview with Emad Adeeb who as they say will run his next Election campaign, and directed by sherif arafa , I noticed how they introduced him between brackets (director of the movie mafia) in a very obvious insinuation : )

I read somewhere (probably eldestour) that it’s expected that he will announce a big surprise. I thought akherha he’ll finally appoint a vice president, probably Omar Suliman…

So, of course I will watch it, but then it was a hectic week and I forgot so I just manage to see the last half hour of the first part.

First of all emad Adeeb Really gets on my nervous, can someone please tell me why does he “eat” words, why cant he articulate, why does he have to “cut” between every word and the other… anyways, it took me only 10 minutes to realize what this is about: The “show” is about to end and Mubarak is still parading his military accomplishments, so I realized this is it, this is what the show is really about, its just one big ad for mubarak, obviously he’s trying to make us ne7s 3ala damna, trying to remind us of the many sacrifices he made to this country and the accomplishments he made (which interestingly enough were all before he became president), so I switch to One TV to watch a sitcom…

The second day… its unbelievable they’re still talking about 1973 and elthaghra… they are trying to dazzle us with “history in the making” as Adeeb says showing us the command and control room and the real maps… Then he keeps talking about how a president should have good judgment call, especially in military matters, because he’s “qa2d ela3la lel qwat elmosla7a” and that it’s not an easy task (ekatb 3alina el7okm el3askri ba2i 7aytna ya3ni walla eih mesh fahmah) Maho Bill Clinton went to oxford instead of serving in Vietnam.. there was a lot of ay kalam, that any normal rational person can easily rebut, bas ma 3alina…

ghayar elqana…

Third day, this is the big day, ElAhram getting us all thrilled “President today decides whether or not he will run for office”, and again I manage to miss the entire hour and half of the show (lucky me) I get to the part where Emad Adib asks him about Emergency Laws and he answers back saying that he suggested an terrorist bill to the Egyptian parliament before and they had refused (eih, emta, leeeh, feen) and that if it weren’t for these laws we’d be in state of war now.. tayb tayb..

Then I notice something interesting, I suddenly remember that around 3 months ago I read in Soot elomma about Mohamed Sayed Said (I cant remember his name) he’s a socialist activist and writer, and Adel Hammouda was writing about how he got persecuted and his nadwa was cancelled in the Book Fair, Because in the open discussion that mubark holds every year in the opening of the book fair, he ventured to ask him questions that were quite “bold” and then Hammouda wrote the entire questions and how mubark answered..

Its déjà vu again, I hear the same questions from Adeeb again. “seyat elrays e7na mesh damneen law 7ad gheerk hay3ml feena eih” , then the same questions about emergency laws, it’s the exact way, the exact questions Mohamed Sayd asked!! Of course this time, Mubark doesn’t tell him “enta moshaghb” as he told Mohamed Sayd, He’s prepared and manages to answer saying nothing!

Anyways, we come to the final 64,000 $ question, and then we come to “ elba3ta” elkobra… this will be remembered as elba3ta elkobra le sant 2005, seriously ya3ni.. did people really expect anything from the guy!! Come on people, its may and the elections are in November…

I am just happy that I didn’t waste my time watching el talmee3 wel warneesh..

I am sorry for the poor fools who watched it, wasted more than 6 hours of their lives and expected him to step out of office…

I am really happy to realize that I made the right decision when I decided to stop buying elahram two months ago